Sunday 26 November 2006

South African Braai BBQ Etiquette

Ha, ha, ha. Its funny because its true. Embarrassingly so. I heard about this over dinner last night.

South African Braai BBQ Etiquette

Ha, ha, ha. Its funny because its true. Embarrassingly so. I heard about this over dinner last night.

Wednesday 22 November 2006

Cheoptics360 projector show Holographic Ads

Cool, someone has developed a 3D hologram system. So there is hope for my 3D chess game with animated characters. I thought I was going to have to start experimenting with a complex jimmy rig of steam and projectors.Watch this space





Read more at www.youtube.com/watch?v...

Cheoptics360 projector show Holographic Ads

Cool, someone has developed a 3D hologram system. So there is hope for my 3D chess game with animated characters. I thought I was going to have to start experimenting with a complex jimmy rig of steam and projectors.Watch this space





Read more at www.youtube.com/watch?v...

Tuesday 21 November 2006

eBay Scammers

As winter comes into its own, and my pile of things that are valuable but that have been upgraded, replaced or outlived their usefulness grows into a pile that is taking up way to much space. My thoughts turn to eBay last refuge of unwanted goods. A little while ago I received an eBay blue star this has "happened because you've achieved a Feedback rating of 50. With your Blue Star, you are now an established member of the eBay Community".

I have had a mostly good with some bad relationship with eBay over the last 4 years.

The good:
- I like eBay it's a bit rough around the edges, but by and large I'm
comfortable with the services they provide.
- I can sell stuff with relative ease.

The bad:
- The amount of con-men purchasing (& trying to purchase) my goods
- The amount of con-men trying to contact me with partnership offers.
- The amount of con-men trying to sell me non existent goods.
- The amount of con-men trying to sell counterfeit goods.
- The amount of spoof mail I receive.
It should be noted this is not really an eBay only problem. Rather a net problem. I do not believe I have ever received an eBay spoof mail to my real eBay address only randomly to my tertiary unsecure address that has no connection to eBay. Therefore I believe these are completely random.
- My main gripe is that eBay had not initially prepared or gave me any warnings of the modus
operandi of the above reprobates or given me much in the way of immediate tactile support.

I have had around 60 eBay transactions. 10 Of these have been multiple transactions with same eBayers. Hence the 50 blue star feedback. Using the 60 transactions as a reference I believe I have had a rather high proportion of illegible contact. I can only imagine the amount of scam traffic that regular or established eBayers have to endure. Or do these criminals only prey on those who are in the "use eBay occasionally " category. With the perception that this category will yield the highest return, as these eBayers are not as savvy as high transaction users?

In my limited exposure I can tell you about the following scams I have been exposed to:

The rookie:
The spoof email this con seems to be completely random and you have as much chance of getting spammed as you do have of been the target of the spoof mailer. I have been spoof mailed from banks, Pay Pal and eBay. EBay support here

The novice:
The cheap branded white goods seller scam. This is an online version of the Great International White Van Speaker Scam. See a description here.

In essence you find an name brand item at a price below its value e.g. Bose sound system valued at £3,500 but the listed price is rather more attractive. Only thing is you have to contact the seller to get on his "approved list" because of previous time wasters.

Once you contact the seller. The sequence of emails is as follows:

1. You have been approved, even though your rating is low they will trust you. They are a warehouse/seller/repossesor of goods in ... (some eastern European location).

2. Look its easier just to deal with us directly. We have lots of stock but it's going quickly.

3. OK we are down to the last few of that item you liked. How about this send us €x,xxx via Western Union. Send it your best friends name. Let us know the name of your best friend, so we can confirm the funds have been moved.

Then we'll send you the Bose Home system. When you are have received it . Just let Western know that you would like to change the recipient of the funds to our name. Ok every foo and his dog knows that Western Union do not change the name of a funds recipient will nilly. They take these sort of thing seriously. Turns out that its easier to make fake IDs purpose made to collect funds from Western Union than to get a proper job.

I looked for an example of this but could not find any so maybe eBay has cleaned up its act. Sure!!!

The artful amateur
The partner scheme - After you have listed an item that has gained these guys attention. They'll start bombarding you with requests to be their partner, up front some cash to get goods from them or send them your stock for a quick sell over "there" and then predictably they disappear. Although I'm guessing the final steps. As I have never actually responded to their emails. eBay seems to be aware of this as I received an alert a couple of days after my first contact.

The initial email:
hello ,dear friend .thanks for your concerning here: www.pipbj.com. This is famous notebooks agent.It is a large digital electronice market which only sell authentic ones, brand new, in good condition, any interest in our products, please take a look around, a big surprise waits for you. good quality with wholesaler's price, excellent service which deliver the goods in time. It is a sensible choice to choose us as your supplier in future. sweetable negotiated with business, combine wonderful price with famous products. msn:grace5186@sina.com email:grace5186@sina.com

Another email:
4 days later I received this from eBay:

From : eBay (for real)
Dear ME:

Our records indicate that you recently sent an email to or received an email from cxxu905 through the eBay email system (for example, you may have sent an email to this member through Ask Seller a Question or received an email from this member through Contact eBay Member).

Sometimes eBay accounts are used to send email solicitations for transactions outside of eBay, or to send unrelated questions in hopes that you will respond so that the other party can obtain your email address. We wanted you to be aware of the potential fraud risk these solicitations pose and encourage you to be cautious about the email you received from this member.

Please keep in mind, sales that take place outside of eBay are not eligible for any eBay or PayPal protective services and you run the risk of losing your money or your item if you complete these transactions. We would encourage you to review the eBay pages related to Fraud Protection at the address provided below for information on steps you can take to ensure that your transactions are successful: etc.

Although eBay only alerted me to the second contact being less than legitimate.

The semi- professional
This is perhaps the most annoying scam. Once you have listed an item. Someone buys it and then asks you to ship it to some international destination. Sorry didn’t I mention they'll pay you once the item arrives. This happened about 5 times on a single item. I tried different approaches ranging from just relisting, complaining to eBay, stringing the buyer along so they didn’t purchase or harass me while I made the actual sale. The sequence is as follows: These are actual emails I received. I couldn’t make this stuff up. Ok maybe I could.

First contact:
"seun ken"
Dear Seller,
How are u doing today hope fine and cool
I am Mrs Genny From Holland, and i made buy it now option on your
item place at ebay and i have been notified by them to contact u
and also if u can get back to me as soon as possible,i will be very
glad.I am on my business trip now and i purchase the item to
present it to my Daugther in Lagos Nigeria for her coming birthday
that she want to do nest week,So i will like u to get back to me as
soon as possible then i want you to caculate the total amount of
the item with the shipping cost to lagos nigeria so that i will be
able to send the payment to you and when u are notified of the
payment u can be able to send the item to Daugther immediately,in
lagos nigeria i will need secure email address so that it' can be used
for the payment And i will be paying you via PAYPAL,so kindly reply
to my email asap so that we can sort it and the item can get to my
Daugther immediately before her birthday.Plz kindly i want the item
to be sihpped via Royal Mail First Class Express shipping to nigeria
i don t worry about the shipping cost ok,

Another contact:
jelobe john - h_jelobe014@fastermail.com
Dear Seller,
Thanks so much for your mail. I want to notify you
that the cheque payment for your item will be ready
tomorrow to send to you.but i have some questions for
you before it is sent...My client said that the cheque
payment that will be sent to you will include my
commission as an agent and shipper.i will like to know
if u can be trusted with is by sending the commission
tome via western union after the cheque might have
cleared in your account....Please i will want you to
consider this item is sold..Let me have a reply to
this as soon as possible...

Another contact:
Dear Seller,
I will like to purchase these Item New Black Slimline PlayStation 2 Console & 5 Games (82xxxxxxx) for a friends Child oversea as a late Easter gift.He School with British America University there in West Africa Due to my workload, i might not be able to be checking my mails often.So i will be offering £120.I want the item posted via Royal Mail International Signed For to Him.hope the package will get to him in good condition ..What is the present condition of this item and does it comes in it's original box?.I will be paying you for the item via Postal Order, so get back to me with your full name and address where payment will be deliverd to. Best

Regards from Green

Second Contact:
















Third Contact:
Dear Seller,
I am the e-buyer of your item i want these item ship to lagos nigeria for a cousin that is celebrating her birhtday next week Friday.Can you please get me the postage cost to Nigeria via FISRT CLASS ROYAL MAIL INTERNATIONAL SIGNED FOR so that i can effect payment via paypal today ok.
Get back to ma asap
Kind regards,
Christy.

Fourth Contact:
Ok so by now I'm guessing the scammer thinks its a done deal. Making him a little sloppy notice the reply to email address.





The rest of the email continues with:

Dear ME,
This email confirms that Christy Morgan has sent you £1,030,00 GBP with PayPal.

To complete this payment, you must ship the item to the shipping address given to you by the buyer and provide us with the shipment tracking number for verification within 48hours so that we can credit your PayPal account accept or deny it within 30 days.

If you do not accept or deny this payment within 30 days, it will be cancelled and the funds will be returned to Christy Morgan's account.

Payment Details
Buyer's User ID: chty4300
Buyer: Christy Morgan
Amount: £1,000,00 GBP
Shipping & Handling: £ 30,00 GBP
Insurance: £ 00,00 GBP
Total Amount: £1,030,00 GBP

Item Information
eBay Item #: xxxx
eBay User ID: xxxx
eBay Item Headline: Ultra shiney object of desire.
eBay Item Quantity: 1
eBay Item Unit Value: £1,000,00 GBP

This payment is pending because it was sent in a currency in which you do not currently hold a balance.Get back to us with the Shipment Tracking details so that we can verify that the item has been shipped and transfer the funds deducted from the buyer's PayPal account to your account. If you have any question or you want to send the Shipment Tracking details to us at paypalsenquiryinvoice@usa.com <<<<<<<< style="font-weight: bold;">Fifth Contact:Dear Craig,
I have made out my payment to you for this item number (88xxxxx),So check your mail for the confirmation mail from paypal.Get back to me immediately if you receive the confirmation mail from paypal.I want these item shipped through ROYAL MAIL INTERNATIONAL SIGNED FOR to my cousin in Lagos Nigeria.And this is the Shipping Details
Name : JOHNSON ADEWALE
Address : No.2 AYINKE STREET
City : AKOKA
State : LAGOS
Zipcode : 10014
Country : NIGERIA .
As soon as you send it,Send the shipping details to me today so that i can forward it to her ok,hope to hear

from you.
Kind Regards,
Christy

Sixth Contact:
I get a reminder from "PayPal"

From: "pay pal"
Dear ME
-----------------------------------
Details of Transaction
-----------------------------------
Seller's I.D: xxxxxx
Seller's Email : xxxxxxxxx
Transaction Date: June 01, 2006
Transaction ID: 6D694274EY338930K
Transaction Amount: 1,030,00 GBP
Buyer's Name: Christy Morgan
Buyer's Ebay ID:chty4300
Buyer's Email : ch_m02@yahoo.com
Status: CAD - Verified (2)
-----------------------------------
Transation Reminder
-----------------------------------
This is to remind you of the above transaction,and at the same time let you know that the fund will only be credited into your account immediately we confirm the shipment of the item paid for.Get back to us with the shipping tracking number of the item sent and the money will be credited immediately. Mail the tracking number to

our customercare at : paypalsenquiryinvoice@usa.com
-----------------------------------
Due Dates
-----------------------------------

Please respond within the next 24hrs.
Thank you for using paypal ® . We look forward serving your online auction payment needs in the future.
Sincerely,
Gene Braint
Paypal Customer Care,
PayPal logo Internet Merchant Accounts - MerchantPlus.com
BUYER SHIPPING OPTIONS :
HomeFedex LogoUPSRoyal Mailâ„¢ Logo
CB:PP-091-962-222:R4:GBP1,030,00:2110**0000:6D694274EY338930K
PayPal Email ID PP622

Seventh Contact:
From:Christy Morgan"
Subject: GET BACK TO ME ASAP

I HAVE ALEADY EFFECTECD FOR THESE ITEM VIA PAYPAL.I HAVE CONTACTED PAYPAL NOW AND I WAS BEEN TOLD THAT THE MONEY HAS BEEN DEDUCTED FROM MY ACCOUNT.GET BACK TO PAYPAL CUSTOMER SERVICE WITH THE SHIPPING TRACKING DETAILS SO THAT YOUR MONEY CAN BE CREDITED IMMEDIATELY OK.GET BACK TO ME ASAP WITH THE SHIPMENT DETAILS SO THAT I CAN FORWARD TIT

TO MY COUSIN IN NIGERIA.
REGARDS,
CHRISTY.

I respond:
Ok so by now everytime I relist the item it's bought with the same sequence of emails. So I decide to go off road on this one.

Hi Christy,
Thanks for your promptness on this. I sent off the package yesterday via Royal Mail International Signed For Airmail. Delivery will take 5- 7 working days. I was a bit concerned as It is only covered for loss up to £500.

As requested it has been sent to:

JOHNSON ADEWALE
No.2 AYINKE STREET
AKOKA
LAGOS
10014
NIGERIA

Do let me know how it goes. As I am keen to get paid.

Best

Eighth Contact:
Hi Craig,
Thank you for your mail and your sincerity towards the transaction.I need the tracking number so that i can forward it to my cousin ok.get back to me asap.
Regards,
Christy.

-----
At this point the item was sold and no more contact was necessary. I report the scammer to eBay and get the following response from eBay:

Hello,
Thank you for writing to eBay Customer Support UK,
Your question is very important to us and will be treated with our full
attention and respect for your needs. If you have received this
auto-response, your email has been received, and it is not necessary for you to resend it.
You will receive a response from one of our customer representatives on
your specific question within 24 to 48 hours of receipt of this mail.
e-Tip!
Need help fast? Visit our NEW interactive Help pages to get instant
answers to our most frequently asked questions, as well as a wealth of
information about all things eBay! Click on "Help" in the menu at the
top of any eBay page, or go directly here:
http://www.ebay.co.uk/help/
IMPORTANT NOTE: Please do not respond to this email. Any email sent
as
a response to this Acknowledgement will not reach us. Should you have
another question or would like to send us additional information,
please
contact us by using our online Contact Customer Support page found at:
http://pages.ebay.co.uk/help/contact_inline/index.html
Thanks for your co-operation and assistance,
Best regards,
eBay Customer Support UK

________________________

eTip!
Keep track of your eBay activities from your desktop - for free.
Use the eBay Toolbar to see the items you're bidding on, selling or
watching, even when you're not on the eBay.co.uk web site. This also
has the "Account Guard" feature built in to protect you from fraudulent
spoof sites.
For a complete Toolbar tour please visit the following page:
http://pages.ebay.co.uk/ebay_toolbar/tours/
eNews!
The eBay Announcement Boards contain the latest information regarding
eBay features, system status, and special promotions:
http://www2.ebay.com/aw/marketing-uk.shtml

I was particulary taken by the eTip!s at the bottom of the email. just what I needed. Anyway I will be unloading a plethora of unwanted gadgets and out of date stuff. So keep your eyes on my eBay page.

eBay Scammers

As winter comes into its own, and my pile of things that are valuable but that have been upgraded, replaced or outlived their usefulness grows into a pile that is taking up way to much space. My thoughts turn to eBay last refuge of unwanted goods. A little while ago I received an eBay blue star this has "happened because you've achieved a Feedback rating of 50. With your Blue Star, you are now an established member of the eBay Community".

I have had a mostly good with some bad relationship with eBay over the last 4 years.

The good:
- I like eBay it's a bit rough around the edges, but by and large I'm
comfortable with the services they provide.
- I can sell stuff with relative ease.

The bad:
- The amount of con-men purchasing (& trying to purchase) my goods
- The amount of con-men trying to contact me with partnership offers.
- The amount of con-men trying to sell me non existent goods.
- The amount of con-men trying to sell counterfeit goods.
- The amount of spoof mail I receive.
It should be noted this is not really an eBay only problem. Rather a net problem. I do not believe I have ever received an eBay spoof mail to my real eBay address only randomly to my tertiary unsecure address that has no connection to eBay. Therefore I believe these are completely random.
- My main gripe is that eBay had not initially prepared or gave me any warnings of the modus
operandi of the above reprobates or given me much in the way of immediate tactile support.

I have had around 60 eBay transactions. 10 Of these have been multiple transactions with same eBayers. Hence the 50 blue star feedback. Using the 60 transactions as a reference I believe I have had a rather high proportion of illegible contact. I can only imagine the amount of scam traffic that regular or established eBayers have to endure. Or do these criminals only prey on those who are in the "use eBay occasionally " category. With the perception that this category will yield the highest return, as these eBayers are not as savvy as high transaction users?

In my limited exposure I can tell you about the following scams I have been exposed to:

The rookie:
The spoof email this con seems to be completely random and you have as much chance of getting spammed as you do have of been the target of the spoof mailer. I have been spoof mailed from banks, Pay Pal and eBay. EBay support here

The novice:
The cheap branded white goods seller scam. This is an online version of the Great International White Van Speaker Scam. See a description here.

In essence you find an name brand item at a price below its value e.g. Bose sound system valued at £3,500 but the listed price is rather more attractive. Only thing is you have to contact the seller to get on his "approved list" because of previous time wasters.

Once you contact the seller. The sequence of emails is as follows:

1. You have been approved, even though your rating is low they will trust you. They are a warehouse/seller/repossesor of goods in ... (some eastern European location).

2. Look its easier just to deal with us directly. We have lots of stock but it's going quickly.

3. OK we are down to the last few of that item you liked. How about this send us €x,xxx via Western Union. Send it your best friends name. Let us know the name of your best friend, so we can confirm the funds have been moved.

Then we'll send you the Bose Home system. When you are have received it . Just let Western know that you would like to change the recipient of the funds to our name. Ok every foo and his dog knows that Western Union do not change the name of a funds recipient will nilly. They take these sort of thing seriously. Turns out that its easier to make fake IDs purpose made to collect funds from Western Union than to get a proper job.

I looked for an example of this but could not find any so maybe eBay has cleaned up its act. Sure!!!

The artful amateur
The partner scheme - After you have listed an item that has gained these guys attention. They'll start bombarding you with requests to be their partner, up front some cash to get goods from them or send them your stock for a quick sell over "there" and then predictably they disappear. Although I'm guessing the final steps. As I have never actually responded to their emails. eBay seems to be aware of this as I received an alert a couple of days after my first contact.

The initial email:
hello ,dear friend .thanks for your concerning here: www.pipbj.com. This is famous notebooks agent.It is a large digital electronice market which only sell authentic ones, brand new, in good condition, any interest in our products, please take a look around, a big surprise waits for you. good quality with wholesaler's price, excellent service which deliver the goods in time. It is a sensible choice to choose us as your supplier in future. sweetable negotiated with business, combine wonderful price with famous products. msn:grace5186@sina.com email:grace5186@sina.com

Another email:
4 days later I received this from eBay:

From : eBay (for real)
Dear ME:

Our records indicate that you recently sent an email to or received an email from cxxu905 through the eBay email system (for example, you may have sent an email to this member through Ask Seller a Question or received an email from this member through Contact eBay Member).

Sometimes eBay accounts are used to send email solicitations for transactions outside of eBay, or to send unrelated questions in hopes that you will respond so that the other party can obtain your email address. We wanted you to be aware of the potential fraud risk these solicitations pose and encourage you to be cautious about the email you received from this member.

Please keep in mind, sales that take place outside of eBay are not eligible for any eBay or PayPal protective services and you run the risk of losing your money or your item if you complete these transactions. We would encourage you to review the eBay pages related to Fraud Protection at the address provided below for information on steps you can take to ensure that your transactions are successful: etc.

Although eBay only alerted me to the second contact being less than legitimate.

The semi- professional
This is perhaps the most annoying scam. Once you have listed an item. Someone buys it and then asks you to ship it to some international destination. Sorry didn’t I mention they'll pay you once the item arrives. This happened about 5 times on a single item. I tried different approaches ranging from just relisting, complaining to eBay, stringing the buyer along so they didn’t purchase or harass me while I made the actual sale. The sequence is as follows: These are actual emails I received. I couldn’t make this stuff up. Ok maybe I could.

First contact:
"seun ken"
Dear Seller,
How are u doing today hope fine and cool
I am Mrs Genny From Holland, and i made buy it now option on your
item place at ebay and i have been notified by them to contact u
and also if u can get back to me as soon as possible,i will be very
glad.I am on my business trip now and i purchase the item to
present it to my Daugther in Lagos Nigeria for her coming birthday
that she want to do nest week,So i will like u to get back to me as
soon as possible then i want you to caculate the total amount of
the item with the shipping cost to lagos nigeria so that i will be
able to send the payment to you and when u are notified of the
payment u can be able to send the item to Daugther immediately,in
lagos nigeria i will need secure email address so that it' can be used
for the payment And i will be paying you via PAYPAL,so kindly reply
to my email asap so that we can sort it and the item can get to my
Daugther immediately before her birthday.Plz kindly i want the item
to be sihpped via Royal Mail First Class Express shipping to nigeria
i don t worry about the shipping cost ok,

Another contact:
jelobe john - h_jelobe014@fastermail.com
Dear Seller,
Thanks so much for your mail. I want to notify you
that the cheque payment for your item will be ready
tomorrow to send to you.but i have some questions for
you before it is sent...My client said that the cheque
payment that will be sent to you will include my
commission as an agent and shipper.i will like to know
if u can be trusted with is by sending the commission
tome via western union after the cheque might have
cleared in your account....Please i will want you to
consider this item is sold..Let me have a reply to
this as soon as possible...

Another contact:
Dear Seller,
I will like to purchase these Item New Black Slimline PlayStation 2 Console & 5 Games (82xxxxxxx) for a friends Child oversea as a late Easter gift.He School with British America University there in West Africa Due to my workload, i might not be able to be checking my mails often.So i will be offering £120.I want the item posted via Royal Mail International Signed For to Him.hope the package will get to him in good condition ..What is the present condition of this item and does it comes in it's original box?.I will be paying you for the item via Postal Order, so get back to me with your full name and address where payment will be deliverd to. Best

Regards from Green

Second Contact:
















Third Contact:
Dear Seller,
I am the e-buyer of your item i want these item ship to lagos nigeria for a cousin that is celebrating her birhtday next week Friday.Can you please get me the postage cost to Nigeria via FISRT CLASS ROYAL MAIL INTERNATIONAL SIGNED FOR so that i can effect payment via paypal today ok.
Get back to ma asap
Kind regards,
Christy.

Fourth Contact:
Ok so by now I'm guessing the scammer thinks its a done deal. Making him a little sloppy notice the reply to email address.





The rest of the email continues with:

Dear ME,
This email confirms that Christy Morgan has sent you £1,030,00 GBP with PayPal.

To complete this payment, you must ship the item to the shipping address given to you by the buyer and provide us with the shipment tracking number for verification within 48hours so that we can credit your PayPal account accept or deny it within 30 days.

If you do not accept or deny this payment within 30 days, it will be cancelled and the funds will be returned to Christy Morgan's account.

Payment Details
Buyer's User ID: chty4300
Buyer: Christy Morgan
Amount: £1,000,00 GBP
Shipping & Handling: £ 30,00 GBP
Insurance: £ 00,00 GBP
Total Amount: £1,030,00 GBP

Item Information
eBay Item #: xxxx
eBay User ID: xxxx
eBay Item Headline: Ultra shiney object of desire.
eBay Item Quantity: 1
eBay Item Unit Value: £1,000,00 GBP

This payment is pending because it was sent in a currency in which you do not currently hold a balance.Get back to us with the Shipment Tracking details so that we can verify that the item has been shipped and transfer the funds deducted from the buyer's PayPal account to your account. If you have any question or you want to send the Shipment Tracking details to us at paypalsenquiryinvoice@usa.com <<<<<<<< style="font-weight: bold;">Fifth Contact:Dear Craig,
I have made out my payment to you for this item number (88xxxxx),So check your mail for the confirmation mail from paypal.Get back to me immediately if you receive the confirmation mail from paypal.I want these item shipped through ROYAL MAIL INTERNATIONAL SIGNED FOR to my cousin in Lagos Nigeria.And this is the Shipping Details
Name : JOHNSON ADEWALE
Address : No.2 AYINKE STREET
City : AKOKA
State : LAGOS
Zipcode : 10014
Country : NIGERIA .
As soon as you send it,Send the shipping details to me today so that i can forward it to her ok,hope to hear

from you.
Kind Regards,
Christy

Sixth Contact:
I get a reminder from "PayPal"

From: "pay pal"
Dear ME
-----------------------------------
Details of Transaction
-----------------------------------
Seller's I.D: xxxxxx
Seller's Email : xxxxxxxxx
Transaction Date: June 01, 2006
Transaction ID: 6D694274EY338930K
Transaction Amount: 1,030,00 GBP
Buyer's Name: Christy Morgan
Buyer's Ebay ID:chty4300
Buyer's Email : ch_m02@yahoo.com
Status: CAD - Verified (2)
-----------------------------------
Transation Reminder
-----------------------------------
This is to remind you of the above transaction,and at the same time let you know that the fund will only be credited into your account immediately we confirm the shipment of the item paid for.Get back to us with the shipping tracking number of the item sent and the money will be credited immediately. Mail the tracking number to

our customercare at : paypalsenquiryinvoice@usa.com
-----------------------------------
Due Dates
-----------------------------------

Please respond within the next 24hrs.
Thank you for using paypal ® . We look forward serving your online auction payment needs in the future.
Sincerely,
Gene Braint
Paypal Customer Care,
PayPal logo Internet Merchant Accounts - MerchantPlus.com
BUYER SHIPPING OPTIONS :
HomeFedex LogoUPSRoyal Mailâ„¢ Logo
CB:PP-091-962-222:R4:GBP1,030,00:2110**0000:6D694274EY338930K
PayPal Email ID PP622

Seventh Contact:
From:Christy Morgan"
Subject: GET BACK TO ME ASAP

I HAVE ALEADY EFFECTECD FOR THESE ITEM VIA PAYPAL.I HAVE CONTACTED PAYPAL NOW AND I WAS BEEN TOLD THAT THE MONEY HAS BEEN DEDUCTED FROM MY ACCOUNT.GET BACK TO PAYPAL CUSTOMER SERVICE WITH THE SHIPPING TRACKING DETAILS SO THAT YOUR MONEY CAN BE CREDITED IMMEDIATELY OK.GET BACK TO ME ASAP WITH THE SHIPMENT DETAILS SO THAT I CAN FORWARD TIT

TO MY COUSIN IN NIGERIA.
REGARDS,
CHRISTY.

I respond:
Ok so by now everytime I relist the item it's bought with the same sequence of emails. So I decide to go off road on this one.

Hi Christy,
Thanks for your promptness on this. I sent off the package yesterday via Royal Mail International Signed For Airmail. Delivery will take 5- 7 working days. I was a bit concerned as It is only covered for loss up to £500.

As requested it has been sent to:

JOHNSON ADEWALE
No.2 AYINKE STREET
AKOKA
LAGOS
10014
NIGERIA

Do let me know how it goes. As I am keen to get paid.

Best

Eighth Contact:
Hi Craig,
Thank you for your mail and your sincerity towards the transaction.I need the tracking number so that i can forward it to my cousin ok.get back to me asap.
Regards,
Christy.

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I was particulary taken by the eTip!s at the bottom of the email. just what I needed. Anyway I will be unloading a plethora of unwanted gadgets and out of date stuff. So keep your eyes on my eBay page.

Monday 20 November 2006

Blade Runner the books

In an effort to continue the exploration of Blade Runner media my final post covers Blade Runner literature. The film spawned 2 book sequels which continue the adventures of Rick Deckard.

Blade Runner, by Philip K. Dick
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? is a book that most people think they remember and almost always get more or less wrong. Ridley Scott's film Blade Runner took a lot from it, and threw a lot away. Wonderful in itself, the film is a flash thriller, whereas Dick's novel is a sober meditation. As we all know, bounty hunter Rick Deckard is stalking a group of androids who have returned from space with short life spans and murder on their minds--where Scott's Deckard was Harrison Ford, Dick's is a financially strapped municipal employee with bills to pay and a depressed wife. In a world where most animals have died, and pet keeping is a social duty, he can only afford a robot imitation, unless he gets a big financial break. - Amazon.com

Blade Runner 2 : The Edge of Human, by K.W. Jeter
The book continues the story of Rick Deckard. Beginning several months after the end of Blade Runner, the author attempts to resolve many of the differences between the movie and the novel. He also addresses at least one inconsistency to be found in the movie itself -- the question of the sixth replicant. Is Deckard a replicant after all?

The book is, however, extremely poorly researched, showing little indication that Jeter had read more than a synopsis of Dick's original novel or seen the movie more than once. He includes appearances from both JF Sebastian and JR Isidore despite Sebastian and Isidore being the same person (the character was renamed for the movie and given a different disorder, but he serves precisely the same function in the plot of each). This alone would be sloppy enough, but to make matters worse both Sebastian and Isidore were killed in the movie and book respectively. - wikepedia

Blade Runner 3 - Replicant Night, by K.W. Jeter
Is it real or is it a replicant? Nothing is what it seems in Jeter's second sequel to Ridley Scott's classic SF film, Blade Runner, itself based on Philip K. Dick's classic novel, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Here, Jeter casts doubt on the identity of just about every character who appeared in either the film or the previous sequel, The Edge of Human (1995). The action opens in the orbital studio Outer Hollywood, where a video is being made of Rick Deckard's original pursuit of the rogue replicants, with Deckard acting as technical advisor. After both a replicant and Deckard's former partner are murdered, Deckard storms off the set to head back to Mars, where he lives in squalor with Sarah Tyrell, former heir to the defunct Tyrell company, the original creators of all replicants. Sarah, however, out of her mind with bitterness and boredom, plans to murder Deckard upon his return. Fortunately for Deckard, she is whisked back to Earth by two disciples of her dead uncle, the evil genius Eldon Tyrell. There, she is convinced to reenter the time-warping derelict starship on which she was born, in search of information about her past. If this sounds confusing, it is. Reality could not be trusted in either Scott's film or the Dick novel, and matters have gotten only more complex since Jeter took over the franchise.

Readers unfamiliar with the story's previous incarnations will have a hard time figuring out many twists and turns, suddenly revealed secrets and cameo appearances by characters who died in earlier instalments of the series. - Publishers Weekly

Blade Runner IV, Eye and Talon, by K.W. Jeter
Fully authorised by the estate of Philip K. Dick and written by the author they felt best equipped to take forward the vision of one of the great what's going on here. Blade Runner aficionados, however, will enjoy the names in SF, BLADE RUNNER 4: BEYOND ORION combines the dark imagery, paranoia, tension and pace of Dick's original novel and the cinematic genius of Ridley Scott in a novel that takes the Blade Runner series into a new millennium. Blade Runner has become one of the most recognisable and well loved brands in SF and K.W. Jeter has only added to its reputation and impact.

Blade Runner the books

In an effort to continue the exploration of Blade Runner media my final post covers Blade Runner literature. The film spawned 2 book sequels which continue the adventures of Rick Deckard.

Blade Runner, by Philip K. Dick
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? is a book that most people think they remember and almost always get more or less wrong. Ridley Scott's film Blade Runner took a lot from it, and threw a lot away. Wonderful in itself, the film is a flash thriller, whereas Dick's novel is a sober meditation. As we all know, bounty hunter Rick Deckard is stalking a group of androids who have returned from space with short life spans and murder on their minds--where Scott's Deckard was Harrison Ford, Dick's is a financially strapped municipal employee with bills to pay and a depressed wife. In a world where most animals have died, and pet keeping is a social duty, he can only afford a robot imitation, unless he gets a big financial break. - Amazon.com

Blade Runner 2 : The Edge of Human, by K.W. Jeter
The book continues the story of Rick Deckard. Beginning several months after the end of Blade Runner, the author attempts to resolve many of the differences between the movie and the novel. He also addresses at least one inconsistency to be found in the movie itself -- the question of the sixth replicant. Is Deckard a replicant after all?

The book is, however, extremely poorly researched, showing little indication that Jeter had read more than a synopsis of Dick's original novel or seen the movie more than once. He includes appearances from both JF Sebastian and JR Isidore despite Sebastian and Isidore being the same person (the character was renamed for the movie and given a different disorder, but he serves precisely the same function in the plot of each). This alone would be sloppy enough, but to make matters worse both Sebastian and Isidore were killed in the movie and book respectively. - wikepedia

Blade Runner 3 - Replicant Night, by K.W. Jeter
Is it real or is it a replicant? Nothing is what it seems in Jeter's second sequel to Ridley Scott's classic SF film, Blade Runner, itself based on Philip K. Dick's classic novel, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Here, Jeter casts doubt on the identity of just about every character who appeared in either the film or the previous sequel, The Edge of Human (1995). The action opens in the orbital studio Outer Hollywood, where a video is being made of Rick Deckard's original pursuit of the rogue replicants, with Deckard acting as technical advisor. After both a replicant and Deckard's former partner are murdered, Deckard storms off the set to head back to Mars, where he lives in squalor with Sarah Tyrell, former heir to the defunct Tyrell company, the original creators of all replicants. Sarah, however, out of her mind with bitterness and boredom, plans to murder Deckard upon his return. Fortunately for Deckard, she is whisked back to Earth by two disciples of her dead uncle, the evil genius Eldon Tyrell. There, she is convinced to reenter the time-warping derelict starship on which she was born, in search of information about her past. If this sounds confusing, it is. Reality could not be trusted in either Scott's film or the Dick novel, and matters have gotten only more complex since Jeter took over the franchise.

Readers unfamiliar with the story's previous incarnations will have a hard time figuring out many twists and turns, suddenly revealed secrets and cameo appearances by characters who died in earlier instalments of the series. - Publishers Weekly

Blade Runner IV, Eye and Talon, by K.W. Jeter
Fully authorised by the estate of Philip K. Dick and written by the author they felt best equipped to take forward the vision of one of the great what's going on here. Blade Runner aficionados, however, will enjoy the names in SF, BLADE RUNNER 4: BEYOND ORION combines the dark imagery, paranoia, tension and pace of Dick's original novel and the cinematic genius of Ridley Scott in a novel that takes the Blade Runner series into a new millennium. Blade Runner has become one of the most recognisable and well loved brands in SF and K.W. Jeter has only added to its reputation and impact.

Sunday 19 November 2006

The Music of Bladerunner

In my last post I discussed the visual history of Blade Runner I thought I would follow up with an exploration of one of the most loved film soundtracks.

The film had a checked history and the sound track was not spared controversy either. Delays in bringing out an official soundtrack brought on a spate of bootleg versions. Naturally having such a tech based fan base the bootlegs and variations continued after the official soundtrack release. Which was deemed to be unsatisfactory by many.

1982 - The first official release was a reinterpretation by the New American Orchestra. Billed as an "orchestral adaptation of music composed for the motion picture by Vangelis" this release consisted of jazz-inspired, orchestrated renditions of the major tracks from the film, but not the original score tracks.

1989 - The Vangelis "Themes" Collection LP was released. This compilation featured compositions from a variety of Vangelis film scores, including three tracks from Blade Runner.

1994 - Vangelis released the Official Blade Runner Soundtrack for the first time. Vangelis' notes accompanying the album say:

"Most of the music contained in this album originates from recordings I made in London in 1982, whilst working on the score for the film BLADE RUNNER. Finding myself unable to release these recordings at the time, it is with great pleasure that I am able to do so now. Some of the pieces contained will be known to you from the Original Soundtrack of the film, whilst others are appearing here for the first time. Looking back at RIDLEY SCOTT's powerful and evocative pictures left me as stimulated as before, and made the recompiling of this music, today, an enjoyable experience." - VANGELIS Athens, April 19941982 - Bootleg studio tape
1993 - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack: Blade Runner (Off World Music)
1994 - Gongo Records Bootleg (The Gongo release is considered the best presentation of the music)
2003 - Esper Edition double disc
2003 - Los Angeles - November 2019

The Music of Bladerunner

In my last post I discussed the visual history of Blade Runner I thought I would follow up with an exploration of one of the most loved film soundtracks.

The film had a checked history and the sound track was not spared controversy either. Delays in bringing out an official soundtrack brought on a spate of bootleg versions. Naturally having such a tech based fan base the bootlegs and variations continued after the official soundtrack release. Which was deemed to be unsatisfactory by many.

1982 - The first official release was a reinterpretation by the New American Orchestra. Billed as an "orchestral adaptation of music composed for the motion picture by Vangelis" this release consisted of jazz-inspired, orchestrated renditions of the major tracks from the film, but not the original score tracks.

1989 - The Vangelis "Themes" Collection LP was released. This compilation featured compositions from a variety of Vangelis film scores, including three tracks from Blade Runner.

1994 - Vangelis released the Official Blade Runner Soundtrack for the first time. Vangelis' notes accompanying the album say:

"Most of the music contained in this album originates from recordings I made in London in 1982, whilst working on the score for the film BLADE RUNNER. Finding myself unable to release these recordings at the time, it is with great pleasure that I am able to do so now. Some of the pieces contained will be known to you from the Original Soundtrack of the film, whilst others are appearing here for the first time. Looking back at RIDLEY SCOTT's powerful and evocative pictures left me as stimulated as before, and made the recompiling of this music, today, an enjoyable experience." - VANGELIS Athens, April 19941982 - Bootleg studio tape
1993 - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack: Blade Runner (Off World Music)
1994 - Gongo Records Bootleg (The Gongo release is considered the best presentation of the music)
2003 - Esper Edition double disc
2003 - Los Angeles - November 2019

Saturday 18 November 2006

Jonas Damon's Untitled (Numbers) LED Clock

The latest member of Jonas Damon's collection
that arrives at the new by revisiting the familiar. All the different pieces of the collection are only a step or two away from their origins as commercially available items, yet present themselves as something entirely different.

The Untitled (Numbers) LED Clock (previously known as the Open Edition LED Clock) is a set of 4 individual cubes each with a LED digit displayed. The 4 cubes together give you the time.

Jonas Damon's Untitled (Numbers) LED Clock

The latest member of Jonas Damon's collection
that arrives at the new by revisiting the familiar. All the different pieces of the collection are only a step or two away from their origins as commercially available items, yet present themselves as something entirely different.

The Untitled (Numbers) LED Clock (previously known as the Open Edition LED Clock) is a set of 4 individual cubes each with a LED digit displayed. The 4 cubes together give you the time.

Friday 17 November 2006

The Hilton Trafalgar, London.

The Trafalgar by definition the most central hotel in London. a unique, contemporary concept. eliminating barriers and boundaries, adding depth to design and experience. a space vibrating with diversity and culture. minimalistic with a soothing perk."

This little spot was discovered completely by surprise. Just off Trafalgar Square and part of the Trafalgar Hilton. It was recommended to me by a friend after we missed our dinner sitting, at a restaurant nearby. It may have made the list as I had not heard of it, had no expectations and was taken by surprise when I stepped out of the lift into the "roof garden". More like a penthouse bar it has 180° views over Trafalgar Square - Millennium Eye - further South East.

Hip & happening restaurant downstairs called "
Rockwell". The "roof garden" Has its bar, menu & waiting staff. On chilly nights its heated.

"Discreet and unique, the Trafalgar is London's first unbranded Hilton property. located on the south side of Trafalgar square, the hotel is situated to the left of Canada house. as an unbranded Hilton you will not find the blue Hilton sign; instead look for the striking building with black flags and a clock."

The Hilton Trafalgar, London.

The Trafalgar by definition the most central hotel in London. a unique, contemporary concept. eliminating barriers and boundaries, adding depth to design and experience. a space vibrating with diversity and culture. minimalistic with a soothing perk."

This little spot was discovered completely by surprise. Just off Trafalgar Square and part of the Trafalgar Hilton. It was recommended to me by a friend after we missed our dinner sitting, at a restaurant nearby. It may have made the list as I had not heard of it, had no expectations and was taken by surprise when I stepped out of the lift into the "roof garden". More like a penthouse bar it has 180° views over Trafalgar Square - Millennium Eye - further South East.

Hip & happening restaurant downstairs called "
Rockwell". The "roof garden" Has its bar, menu & waiting staff. On chilly nights its heated.

"Discreet and unique, the Trafalgar is London's first unbranded Hilton property. located on the south side of Trafalgar square, the hotel is situated to the left of Canada house. as an unbranded Hilton you will not find the blue Hilton sign; instead look for the striking building with black flags and a clock."

Thursday 16 November 2006

Casino Royale

I have been getting some emails about whether I have seen Casino Royale yet, and if so what I thought.
Photos showing the bond pack:
- tickets to a premiere (back & front)
- Casino Royale water shaken not stirred
- chocolate chips & cards. These are finished :-)
- & Casino Royale poker pack. With authentic Casino Royale chips and cards as seen in the film.
After some deliberation I'll be holding onto these babies as a keep sake, foregoing the £500 offer.

Yes, I saw Casino Royale last week. It's good. Go see it. Support Daniel Craig and they'll make more good Bond films.

Ok so to truly understand Bond we have to accept that all males (I can only speak for males in this instance) have an inner voice that guides them through their everyday. No I'm not speaking about the voices that tell you to do bad things, those voices not covered in this entry.

Most males decision making is guided by an inner voice. A sort of what would "X" do when faced with this. Some people hear the voice of a:

- religious figure e.g. "turn the other cheek"
- iconic seminal male figures show up constantly such as Elvis (as visualised in True Romance - if you could not understand why Val Kilmer kept popping up in the film dressed in gold and giving Clarence advice or motivation on his next move. Be confused no more. In fact True Romance stole this directly from "Preacher" whose guide was John Wayne.)
or David Beckham, Tyler Durden, Donald Trump, some guy in a film etc.
The voice could be that of complete reason such as a father, teacher, lecturer etc. Or even a comic character such as Wolverine, Batman or Superman.

My inner voice happens to be James Bond on occasion. So next time you ask me a stupid question and I look like I'm about to pistol whip you, down a Vesper (Vodka martini) and drive through the streets recklessly at high speed. You know why.

Ok so I'm introduced to Sean Connery around 1974/5. He is as an elderly, bitter, arrogant, misogynistic, women beating, aggressive, funny dressing (this was South Africa and I was about 5 years old) villain. What! oh he's the hero of the piece. Well actually I thought he was worse than Auric Goldfinger he matches the criminal on all counts, deviousness, cunning and viciousness. Except he works for the Goverment.

What is this new kind of filmmaking its definitely not Disney. Oh it's British. Aahhh. Those Europeans so brutal. So real

By 1977 I was taken with the casual swagger of Roger Moore's secret agent. He was dashing had cool gadgets and cars and was by far the most American Bond I had seen. My favourite Bond film at the time was The Spy who Loved me. Then Moonraker was released. Wait a minute -its the same film, the same formula, even some of the same characters - just in a different setting.

Well this goes on for a couple of years by the 80's I was starting to appreciate that the franchise had become a parody of itself and it forced me to revaluate some of the early Bond cinema. Dr. No, Thunderball. Whoa new favourites, these were the business. A couple of the Bond books found themselves on my reading list.

Fast forward the Bond series:



Sean Connery - the original
George Lazenby - The Australian surfer never really got a chance. The producers tried to many new things and didnt allow Lazenby to find his feet. Although OHMSS was more about Bond than any of the previous films
Roger Moore - suave, sophisticated, spoof
Sean Connery (again), we like you but let it go. Please Medicine Man
Timothy Dalton - Trying to recapture the old Sean Connery Bond but failing at the box office
Pierce Brosnan - Brings back the spoofs and the explosions
Daniel Craig - Spot on, closer to Ian Fleming's blunt thug with a little Connery shaken in.

Ok so here we are 2006 - 007 is back in Casino Royale. Ian Fleming's first James Bond book.



The film is relatively well adapted. A lot more than other Bond films. Daniel Craig is good - young, more dynamic (than imagined) and unafraid. Everything a Bond should be. In the absence of Sean Connery indelible impression. I would say the best. All the books characters are here. The girls, villains, sidekicks and allies. The film has been admirably updated to a contemporary setting.

It really is James Bond: Year One - Casino Royale. This is a technique made popular by comics. They reinvigorated a lot of the story arcs by reengineering the origins of the characters, updating them and adding additional bits of motivation and hero mythology. The gadgets have been toned down. Not gone, just toned down. Loads of Sony product placement.

XXXX SPOILERS XXXX
The locations are different - South of France is now Montenegro.
Texas Hold'em replaces Baccarat.
Bonds relationship with M is fleshed out and definitely not what you would expect of a professional relationship.

One of the plot devices for the film is that we are not introduced to SMERSH* or SPECTRE*. This will know doubt be rolled out throughout the new Bond series. Hopefully Sony will not play their hand to soon and reveal the criminal network, or its head Bloefeld to soon. Rather Bond works his way through the organisation to reveal Bloefeld over a couple of films. With occasional elusive partial appearances being made every now and then. There are clear parallels between Al-Qaeda and the mystery organisation behind events in Casino Royale.
*In the James Bond film series, Bond's archenemy became SPECTRE, first used in Ian Fleming's novel Thunderball (film-wise, SPECTRE is mentioned in the first Bond movie, Dr. No). Film versions of novels in which SMERSH was featured either substituted them with SPECTRE or made the villains independent operatives. In truth, SMERSH never really makes an appearance in the James Bond film franchise at all, although it is referred to twice. In the film From Russia with Love, Bond initially thinks he is fighting SMERSH, only to find that the villains are actually working for SPECTRE; this includes the villain Rosa Klebb, who was formerly a SMERSH operative, but who has secretly defected to SPECTRE.

The second reference to SMERSH in films was in the The Living Daylights (1987), which featured a faked re-activation of SMERSH. It was noted by General Pushkin, the then-current head of the KGB, as having been defunct for twenty years prior to the film. SPECTRE (SPecial Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion) is a fictional terrorist organisation featured in the British James Bond novels by Ian Fleming, and the flms based on those novels. Led by Ernst Stavro Blofeld, the organization first appeared in the novel Thunderball, and subsequently in a number of James Bond films including the very first, Dr. No. The organisation is the fictional spy's most persistent opponent and most famous antagonist. - Wiki
The novel, Casino Royale, breaks SMERSH down into five departments:

Department I:
In charge of counterintelligence among Soviet organizations at home and abroad.
Department II:
Operations, including executions.
Department III:
Administration and finance. - Lechiffre
Department IV:
Investigations and legal work. Personnel.
Department V:
Prosecutions — the section which passes final judgment on all victims.
This will be more important as the series continues as all the villains are in one of the above departments.

XXXX SPOILERS END XXXX

Its not commonly known but there are actually 8 Bonds:

Barry Nelson 1954
Sean Connery 1962 - 1966, 1971, 1982
David Niven 1967
George Lazenby 1969
Roger Moore 1973 - 1985
Timothy Dalton 1987 - 1989
Pierce Brosnan 1995 - 2002
Daniel Craig 2006 - ...

Although Casino Royale is Bond 21 there have been 24 Bond films. I have not included the original Casino Royale or should I say the original Austin powers.

* Casino Royale (TV program, 1954 starring Barry Nelson)
1. Dr. No
2. From Russia With Love
3. Goldfinger
4. Thunderball
5. You Only Live Twice
* Casino Royale (1967, starring David Niven and Peter Sellers)
6. On Her Majesty's Secret Service
7. Diamonds Are Forever
8. Live and Let Die
9. The Man with the Golden Gun
10. The Spy Who Loved Me
11. Moonraker
12. For Your Eyes Only
13. Octopussy
* Never Say Never Again (1983, starring Sean Connery)
14. A View to a Kill
15. The Living Daylights
16. Licence to Kill
17. GoldenEye
18. Tomorrow Never Dies
19. The World is Not Enough
20. Die Another Day
21. Casino Royale
22. "Bond 22" (2008)

As well as Goldeneye (1989) & Spymaker (1990), Bond'ified films about the life of Ian Fleming

XXXXXXXXXXXX SPOILERS XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Bond 22 is in pre production and promises to continue the action from Casino Royale. With Bond chasing the trail he beats out of Mr White. IF they are to follow the Fleming lead Live & Let Die would be next but rumour has it that
"The Ian Fleming short story from the "For Your Eyes Only" collection entitled "Risico" which was used for story elements for that movie is also being used as a story source for this one." - imdb

In much the same way as Bond begins was the working title for Casino Royale. Risico is the working title for Bond 22.
South African movie maker Roger Michell walked away from the chance to take charge of his first James Bond film after talks with producers fell through. "Creative differences" prompted the South African to give up on the project.
XXXXXXXXXXXX SPOILERS END XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

The James Bond books:

Ian Fleming:
Casino Royale| Live and Let Die | Moonraker | Diamonds Are Forever | From Russia with Love | Dr. No | Goldfinger | For Your Eyes Only | Thunderball | The Spy Who Loved Me | On Her Majesty's Secret Service | You Only Live Twice | The Man with the Golden Gun | Octopussy and The Living Daylights

Kingsley Amis (writing as Robert Markham)
Colonel Sun

Christopher Wood (novelisations)
James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me | James Bond and Moonraker

John Gardner
Licence Renewed | For Special Services | Icebreaker | Role of Honour | Nobody Lives For Ever | No Deals, Mr. Bond | Scorpius | Win, Lose or Die | Licence to Kill | Brokenclaw | The Man from Barbarossa | Death is Forever | Never Send Flowers | SeaFire | GoldenEye | COLD (a.k.a. Cold Fall)

Raymond Benson
"Blast From the Past" | Zero Minus Ten | Tomorrow Never Dies | The Facts of Death | "Midsummer Night's Doom" | High Time to Kill | The World is Not Enough | "Live at Five" | Doubleshot | Never Dream of Dying | The Man with the Red Tattoo | Die Another Day

In case you had any doubts Bond is back.

Casino Royale

I have been getting some emails about whether I have seen Casino Royale yet, and if so what I thought.
Photos showing the bond pack:
-tickets to a premiere (back & front)
- Casino Royale water shaken not stirred
- chocolate chips & cards. These are finished :-)
- & Casino Royale poker pack. With authentic Casino Royale chips and cards as seen in the film.
After some deliberation I'll be holding onto these babies as a keep sake. Foregoing the £500 offer.

Yes, I saw Casino Royale last week. It's good. Go see it. Support Daniel Craig and they'll make more good Bond films.

Ok so to truly understand Bond we have to accept that all males (I can only speak for males in this instance) have an inner voice that guides them through their everyday. No I'm not speaking about the voices that tell you to do bad things, those voices not covered in this entry.

Most males decision making is guided by an inner voice. A sort of what would "X" do when faced with this. Some people hear the voice of a:

- religious figure e.g. "turn the other cheek"
- iconic seminal male figures show up constantly such as Elvis (as visualised in True Romance - if you could not understand why Val Kilmer kept popping up in the film dressed in gold and giving Clarence advice or motivation on his next move. Be confused no more. In fact True Romance stole this directly from "Preacher" whose guide was John Wayne.)
or David Beckham, Tyler Durden, Donald Trump, some guy in a film etc.
The voice could be that of complete reason such as a father, teacher, lecturer etc. Or even a comic character such as Wolverine, Batman or Superman.

My inner voice happens to be James Bond on occasion. So next time you ask me a stupid question and I look like I'm about to pistol whip you, down a Vesper (Vodka martini) and drive through the streets recklessly at high speed. You know why.

Ok so I'm introduced to Sean Connery around 1974/5. He is as an elderly, bitter, arrogant, misogynistic, women beating, aggressive, funny dressing (this was South Africa and I was about 5 years old) villain. What! oh he's the hero of the piece. Well actually I thought he was worse than Auric Goldfinger he matches the criminal on all counts, deviousness, cunning and viciousness. Except he works for the Goverment.

What is this new kind of filmmaking its definitely not Disney. Oh it's British. Aahhh. Those Europeans so brutal. So real

By 1977 I was taken with the casual swagger of Roger Moore's secret agent. He was dashing had cool gadgets and cars and was by far the most American Bond I had seen. My favourite Bond film at the time was The Spy who Loved me. Then Moonraker was released. Wait a minute -its the same film, the same formula, even some of the same characters - just in a different setting.

Well this goes on for a couple of years by the 80's I was starting to appreciate that the franchise had become a parody of itself and it forced me to revaluate some of the early Bond cinema. Dr. No, Thunderball. Whoa new favourites, these were the business. A couple of the Bond books found themselves on my reading list.

Fast forward the Bond series:

Sean Connery - the original
George Lazenby - The Australian surfer never really got a chance. The producers tried to many new things and didnt allow Lazenby to find his feet. Although OHMSS was more about Bond than any of the previous films
Roger Moore - suave, sophisticated, spoof
Sean Connery (again), we like you but let it go. Please Medicine Man
Timothy Dalton - Trying to recapture the old Sean Connery Bond but failing at the box office
Pierce Brosnan - Brings back the spoofs and the explosions
Daniel Craig - Spot on, closer to Ian Fleming's blunt thug with a little Connery shaken in.

Ok so here we are 2006 - 007 is back in Casino Royale. Ian Fleming's first James Bond book.



The film is relatively well adapted. A lot more than other Bond films. Daniel Craig is good - young, more dynamic than imagined and unafraid. Everything a Bond should be. In the absence of Sean Connery indelible impression. I would say the best. All the books characters are here. The girls, villains, sidekicks and allies. The film has been admirably updated to a contemporary setting.

It really is James Bond: Year One - Casino Royale. This is a technique made popular by comics. They reinvigorated a lot of the story arcs by reengineering the origins of the characters, updating them and adding additional bits of motivation and hero mythology. The gadgets have been toned down. Not gone, just toned down. Loads of Sony product placement.

XXXX SPOILERS XXXX
The locations are different - South of France is now Montenegro.
Texas Hold'em replaces Baccarat.
Bonds relationship with M is fleshed out and definitely not what you would expect of a professional relationship.

One of the plot devices for the film is that we are not introduced to SMERSH* or SPECTRE*. This will know doubt be rolled out throughout the new Bond series. Hopefully Sony will not play their hand to soon and reveal the criminal network, or its head Bloefeld to soon. Rather Bond works his way through the organisation to reveal Bloefeld over a couple of films. With occasional elusive partial appearances being made every now and then. There are clear parallels between Al-Qaeda and the mystery organisation behind events in Casino Royale.
*In the James Bond film series, Bond's archenemy became SPECTRE, first used in Ian Fleming's novel Thunderball (film-wise, SPECTRE is mentioned in the first Bond movie, Dr. No). Film versions of novels in which SMERSH was featured either substituted them with SPECTRE or made the villains independent operatives. In truth, SMERSH never really makes an appearance in the James Bond film franchise at all, although it is referred to twice. In the film From Russia with Love, Bond initially thinks he is fighting SMERSH, only to find that the villains are actually working for SPECTRE; this includes the villain Rosa Klebb, who was formerly a SMERSH operative, but who has secretly defected to SPECTRE.

The second reference to SMERSH in films was in the The Living Daylights (1987), which featured a faked re-activation of SMERSH. It was noted by General Pushkin, the then-current head of the KGB, as having been defunct for twenty years prior to the film. SPECTRE (SPecial Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion) is a fictional terrorist organisation featured in the British James Bond novels by Ian Fleming, and the flms based on those novels. Led by Ernst Stavro Blofeld, the organization first appeared in the novel Thunderball, and subsequently in a number of James Bond films including the very first, Dr. No. The organisation is the fictional spy's most persistent opponent and most famous antagonist. - Wiki
The novel, Casino Royale, breaks SMERSH down into five departments:

Department I:
In charge of counterintelligence among Soviet organizations at home and abroad.
Department II:
Operations, including executions.
Department III:
Administration and finance. - Lechiffre
Department IV:
Investigations and legal work. Personnel.
Department V:
Prosecutions — the section which passes final judgment on all victims.
This will be more important as the series continues as all the villains are in one of the above departments.

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Its not commonly known but there are actually 8 Bonds:

Barry Nelson 1954
Sean Connery 1962 - 1966, 1971, 1982
David Niven 1967
George Lazenby 1969
Roger Moore 1973 - 1985
Timothy Dalton 1987 - 1989
Pierce Brosnan 1995 - 2002
Daniel Craig 2006 - ...

Although Casino Royale is Bond 21 there have been 24 Bond films. I have not included the original Casino Royale or should I say the original Austin powers.

* Casino Royale (TV program, 1954 starring Barry Nelson)
1. Dr. No
2. From Russia With Love
3. Goldfinger
4. Thunderball
5. You Only Live Twice
* Casino Royale (1967, starring David Niven and Peter Sellers)
6. On Her Majesty's Secret Service
7. Diamonds Are Forever
8. Live and Let Die
9. The Man with the Golden Gun
10. The Spy Who Loved Me
11. Moonraker
12. For Your Eyes Only
13. Octopussy
* Never Say Never Again (1983, starring Sean Connery)
14. A View to a Kill
15. The Living Daylights
16. Licence to Kill
17. GoldenEye
18. Tomorrow Never Dies
19. The World is Not Enough
20. Die Another Day
21. Casino Royale
22. "Bond 22" (2008)

As well as Goldeneye (1989) & Spymaker (1990), Bond'ified films about the life of Ian Fleming

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Bond 22 is in pre production and promises to continue the action from Casino Royale. With Bond chasing the trail he beats out of Mr White. IF they are to follow the Fleming lead Live & Let Die would be next but rumour has it that
"The Ian Fleming short story from the "For Your Eyes Only" collection entitled "Risico" which was used for story elements for that movie is also being used as a story source for this one." - imdb

In much the same way as Bond begins was the working title for Casino Royale. Risico is the working title for Bond 22.
South African movie maker Roger Michell walked away from the chance to take charge of his first James Bond film after talks with producers fell through. "Creative differences" prompted the South African to give up on the project.
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The James Bond books:

Ian Fleming:
Casino Royale| Live and Let Die | Moonraker | Diamonds Are Forever | From Russia with Love | Dr. No | Goldfinger | For Your Eyes Only | Thunderball | The Spy Who Loved Me | On Her Majesty's Secret Service | You Only Live Twice | The Man with the Golden Gun | Octopussy and The Living Daylights

Kingsley Amis (writing as Robert Markham)
Colonel Sun

Christopher Wood (novelisations)
James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me | James Bond and Moonraker

John Gardner
Licence Renewed | For Special Services | Icebreaker | Role of Honour | Nobody Lives For Ever | No Deals, Mr. Bond | Scorpius | Win, Lose or Die | Licence to Kill | Brokenclaw | The Man from Barbarossa | Death is Forever | Never Send Flowers | SeaFire | GoldenEye | COLD (a.k.a. Cold Fall)

Raymond Benson
"Blast From the Past" | Zero Minus Ten | Tomorrow Never Dies | The Facts of Death | "Midsummer Night's Doom" | High Time to Kill | The World is Not Enough | "Live at Five" | Doubleshot | Never Dream of Dying | The Man with the Red Tattoo | Die Another Day

In case you had any doubts Bond is back.

Wednesday 15 November 2006

The Tube

Don't get me wrong; I love the Tube. What an amazing transport infrastructure. What genius to come up with such a technological marvel. Born from an age of metal & brawn carving our future out of the earth.

The Tube was created between 1843 -1863. It was first underground railway in the world. "Today, London Underground is a major business with three million passenger journeys made a day, serving 275 stations over 408 km (253 miles) of railway.

In 2004-2005, London Underground trains ran a total of 69.4 million kilometres in passenger service."
Its disused areas are of continuous fascination to me. What hidden secrets does ithide? secret laboratories, hidden war time bunkers or control rooms, forgotten tube stations, communities of troglodytes?

In 1913 the roundel first appeared. The roundel is the famous circle and horizontal bar symbol that now represents the tube.

Often when I hear people. whining about the tube. I'll take step back. Its brilliant as unreliable as it is supposed to be I am still in awe of it.

However this morning I remembered why I'dont bother going into the office early. Again almost as with everytime I need to get into the office the Victoria line was down. At Waterloo I couldn't take the fast exit to the tube as it was so packed. Literally a throbbing mass of ppl making there way down the stairs. Sure this happens all the time and no one is injured. However my irrational fear of confined spaces and large crowds or as I like to call it my survival instinct would not allow me to walk into a small, dark, underground space with 10 rushing, irrational people to my left and right and a unstoppable river infront and behind me.



After a short detour I'm on the Northern Line. Packed - not "bumper to bumper" either more like an overcrowded Texas cattle car. Too many people in too small a space. People squeezing into what ever space they can find to get to places they need to be. I understand that a lot of people need to get to a lot of places in as quick time as possible. Surely this kind of travel crowding contravenes some human rights laws or at least health & safety.

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.