Sunday, 5 November 2006

Electra Glide in Green or rocking the electric car

We needed to pick up some household stuff - so on Saturday rather than use public transport I decided to hire one of the electric cars our block rents out. This is done as part of an effort to keep London clean & green.

The G-Wiz from Reva is a tiny electricity powered vehicle. Think
of a silver wind up kids toy. It performed quite well given the fact that I had no experience of electric cars and had decided to completely ignore the instructions till we returned. OK as you probably guessed I didn't see them in the door compartment until the
car was parked again.

The G is small, slow and also not damaging the world health. The controls seem to be very similar to regular car. Brake, accelerate and
clutch. However there are some differences :
- the rather go cart'ish hand brake
- the gears are shifted by the turning of a dial similar to the dial
on a washing machine or oven. Yes I have on occasion used both these
pieces of equipment.

The gear settings are R,N,E and F. With a little fiddling we cracked the code:
R = Reverse
N = Neutral (you're getting the hang of it, now)
E = seemed to be go forward, we assumed Economy or Ejector seat. This
was later validated to be economy.
F = we were undecided on this - Full, Full lights, Faster, Forward,
Fun (if it was fun it was a temporary setting), Fly (no, no wings transformed out the side). It was in fact F for faster.

When this was discovered I began to suspect that the G was either made in a North Korean
sweatshop or the kinder chocolate factory.

Low point - discovering that the power doesn't really last for 8 hours.

Lower point - discovering this less than half way to our intended
destination. At this point we worked out that we had about 60% power
(including reserve power) and had 70% of our outward journey to
complete (not including detours and the inevitable getting lost
because of poor road signage*). And yes we still had the return leg of the journey to complete. . Naturally we decided to put our feet down and go for it relying on St. Michael Knight (patron saint of driving) to sort it out. An added concern was that we had tickets to see the Shaolin monks finale performance of the wheel of life and any delay would mean disappointment. Did I mention we were expecting Guy Fawkes Bonfire night traffic too?

High point - The incredible spectacle of plugging & unplugging the car into a wall socket to power up. For real you can plug the car into a regular power point to charge like a mobile or camera. Incredible!!


*On a related topic I have been told that the Uk road signage is crap because: during the WWII all road signs were either removed or hidden. So that any invading Germans could not find there way around. Ok the wars over. Let it go. It's just annoying. Put them back please .

Electra Glide in Green or rocking the electric car

We needed to pick up some household stuff - so on Saturday rather than use public transport I decided to hire one of the electric cars our block rents out. This is done as part of an effort to keep London clean & green.

The G-Wiz from Reva is a tiny electricity powered vehicle. Think
of a silver wind up kids toy. It performed quite well given the fact that I had no experience of electric cars and had decided to completely ignore the instructions till we returned. OK as you probably guessed I didn't see them in the door compartment until the
car was parked again.

The G is small, slow and also not damaging the world health. The controls seem to be very similar to regular car. Brake, accelerate and
clutch. However there are some differences :
- the rather go cart'ish hand brake
- the gears are shifted by the turning of a dial similar to the dial
on a washing machine or oven. Yes I have on occasion used both these
pieces of equipment.

The gear settings are R,N,E and F. With a little fiddling we cracked the code:
R = Reverse
N = Neutral (you're getting the hang of it, now)
E = seemed to be go forward, we assumed Economy or Ejector seat. This
was later validated to be economy.
F = we were undecided on this - Full, Full lights, Faster, Forward,
Fun (if it was fun it was a temporary setting), Fly (no, no wings transformed out the side). It was in fact F for faster.

When this was discovered I began to suspect that the G was either made in a North Korean
sweatshop or the kinder chocolate factory.

Low point - discovering that the power doesn't really last for 8 hours.

Lower point - discovering this less than half way to our intended
destination. At this point we worked out that we had about 60% power
(including reserve power) and had 70% of our outward journey to
complete (not including detours and the inevitable getting lost
because of poor road signage*). And yes we still had the return leg of the journey to complete. . Naturally we decided to put our feet down and go for it relying on St. Michael Knight (patron saint of driving) to sort it out. An added concern was that we had tickets to see the Shaolin monks finale performance of the wheel of life and any delay would mean disappointment. Did I mention we were expecting Guy Fawkes Bonfire night traffic too?

High point - The incredible spectacle of plugging & unplugging the car into a wall socket to power up. For real you can plug the car into a regular power point to charge like a mobile or camera. Incredible!!


*On a related topic I have been told that the Uk road signage is crap because: during the WWII all road signs were either removed or hidden. So that any invading Germans could not find there way around. Ok the wars over. Let it go. It's just annoying. Put them back please .

Saturday, 4 November 2006

My South African accent

Occasionally my accent is queried. Some less well travelled people might mistake it for an Enn Zed accent or less well travelled may assume that it is Oz.

However most people are unsure of my accent. Even in most parts my own country my accent was unrecognisable. I guess its a mainly because my accent is a mixture of growing up in both Natal & the Cape as well as constant mixing it up with my European circle. In the Cape my accent is pretty standard for my circle. South Africa is a rainbow nation and the accents and languages spoken are so diverse that a brief explanation is necessary:

South Africa has 11 official languages:
Afrikaans
English
isiNdebele
isiXhosa
isiZulu
Sepedi
Sesotho
Setswana
siSwati
Tshivenda
Xitsonga

Other languages spoken in South Africa and mentioned in the Constitution are the Khoi, Nama and San languages, sign language, Arabic, German, Greek, Gujarati, Hebrew, Hindi, Portuguese, Sanskrit, Tamil, Telegu and Urdu. There are also a few indigenous creoles and pidgins.

The South African accent has been influenced by the English, Dutch and native African languages

Afrikaners (Boers), descendants of mainly Dutch settlers, tend to pronounce English phonemes with a strong Afrikaans inflection, which is very similar to Dutch.

South African English accents fall into the following categories: (Being from the Cape myself they may have a slightly biased sound to them)

Cape proper - English almost pristinely maintained from the Victorian era by private school education . Mainly spoken in the Cape
Sample - "Hellooo, how are you?" "Hey how are you? Can't chat right
now I'm in a rush to the game"

English - Native English speakers in South Africa have an accent that generally resembles British Received pronunciation modified with varying degrees of Germanic inflection (caused by the Afrikaner influence). As well as by the other rainbow nation's influence and regularly infused by escapees or immagratotrs from the UK.

Spoken twice as quickly in the commercial region Gauteng region

Sample - "Howzit my china, howzs it going?" "Allright hey, lets catch up just now. I'm on the way to the mall hey" Cool look after yourself hey!

Duchy - Afrikaans has its roots in 17th century Dutch, with influences from English, Malay, German, Portuguese, French and some African languages. Spoken by mainly Afrikaans speaking people. Often with Afrikaans words thrown in.
Sample - "Hoesit" "Jislaaik I haven't seen you in jonks, listen I can't talk now I'm on my way to pick up some meat for the braai. Stormers vs. The Sharks later today. Listen Why don't you pull in, bring your stukkie" "lekkers"

Occasionally "aish" (Xhosa word, meaning gosh) is thrown in to prove how edgy or down with their brothers they are

Hippy or peacey (PC)-
Mostly English with some Afrikaans thrown in. With a good measure of Aishness.

Sample - "Howsit, hey bru" "Aish, long time brother. We are going to the half moon (party) tonite. Pull in bru. Aish nort I'm getting some hemp shirts for Greens (market). Come check them out.

Natalian - Natal was the last colonial outpost and with it comes an incredibly high pitched, laid back, nasal twang. Very disconcerting when when you are approached by a 6 foot brick house and he starts a conversation with an accent that would make Mike Tyson think you are making fun of him

Sample - "howzit bro" "butters my bother. What you been up to I haven't seen you in awhile yaa my clothing range is taking off big time how's the club. Cool by the pool. I've hooked up a DJ that's the biz come by Saturday.

Surfer or south coaster - Similar to a mixture of English Natalian with a slice of west coast slang and a dash of laid backness. Mostly found in the water, on the beach or in a puff of clouds.
Sample - "Howzit bru" "fully, whats the score? I heard outer kom is ripping lets roll. Nowt bru I'm on like Donkey Kong I'm scoping the betties on the beach" "Fullaa bru, Kiff"

Cape colured - (This is a non-racist term)
Cape coloureds are found in Cape Town are very proud of their heritage as Cape Coloureds they are wonderfully vibrant, strong people. A typical Cape coloured speaks fluent 'Kombuis'(kitchen) Afrikaans; this is the informal more English version of Afrikaans.
Sample - "t'zay wat doen t'zay, ne" "is lekkers cuz, hoesit" "nay, waars staggie?" "Lekker aan vir a braai, ne"

Often heard on the beaches: "Lolly make you jolly, sexy like a pepsi"

Fanagalo - Another unofficial language its a sort of kombuis but is mostly isiZulu and isiXhosa with a little Afrikaans, English, Dutch, and Portuguese. It is spoken mainly in the north aroung mining areas. I guess it must have originated as a way for people from different nationalities to communicate while working on the mines. Its a bit like the street speak in "Blade Runner" but for real and happening now.

It is essentially a simplified version of isiZulu and isiXhosa - about 70% of the lexicon is from isiZulu - and incorporates elements from English, Dutch, Afrikaans and Portuguese. It does not have the range of Zulu inflections, and tends to follow English word order. Similar pidgins are Cikabanga in Zambia and Chilapalapa in Zimbabwe. Fanagalo is a rare example of a pidgin based on an indigenous language rather than on the language of a colonising or trading power.

Breton - Is a dialect of Afrikaans and is spoken up the West coast its
Afrikaans but spoken with a really heavy inflection. Making it almost
foreign to the uneducated ear (mine, included)

http://my.opera.com/honeybe/blog/show.dml/243987
http://www.rsa-overseas.com/features/slang.htm
http://www.wavescape.co.za/bot_bar/surfrikan/sayings.html

Some choice South African accents from Hollywood:

1987
Cry Freedom
Kevin Kline is Donald Woods
A good attempt but not very consistent and veers occasionally to an
English man with a South African accent which might have been the
effect he was going for. As the film was set two decades ago. In which
case its a very good accent.

1992
The Power of One
Daniel Craig is Jaapie Botha
Interesting accent Based on his regular accent I suspect that Craig
has some African roots. Although in this film it sounds like his lines
were dubbed.

1993
Hard Target
Arnold Vosloo is Pik van Cleef
Ok Vosloo is South African so you are probably wondering why he's in
the list. Like most South Africans trying to crossover to the world at large
Vosloo has adopted a faux mid Atlantic accent (see Charlize Theron,
and think Britney Spears suddenly developing a Parisian accent or
Madonna suddenly developing a British accent ???m). No doubt Vosloo
has spent a lot of time and money with a voice coach developing his
faux Americanise twang. " Next time I cut me a steak". All good ,-)
the real issue is that he is either moonlighting as a voice coach or
the same coach that helped him lose his Afrikaans accent is now
teaching other actors Vosloo's faux accent. So anyone attempting to
gain a South African accent seems to be developing a fake American
accent putting on a South African accent.

1994
Muriel's Wedding
Daniel Lapaine is David Van Arckle
Lapaine seems to think that the best way to induce a SA accent is by
frowning lots, adding extended r's to everything e.g. "I'm going to
rrrrealy" "rrrright" and act like a confused German competing in the
1933 Olympics.

1997
The Saint
Val Kilmer is Simon Templar is the surf/poet/druggie/farmer/WTF??
I'm from SA & I did not understand half the things he was saying.
Circa 1997. Cape Town A viewing of The Saint. There is mild confusion
in the audience as Kilmer turn into an incomprehensible druggy and
then laughing as the audience realises Kilmers character is supposed
to be South African. His character sounds like he spent a year as a
groupie with the Doors, got dragged backwards through the Serengeti by
a Rhinoceros and to finish spun himself around very quickly while
smoking the worlds biggest blunt. I don't care if Kilmer spent a
weekend going to clubs in Cape Town to method act is accent for "The
ghost & the darkness". It's atrocious e.g. You know when his character
confuses you with his strange lingo and accent, its just as confusing
to South Africans.

Half a point for throwing in a Jislaaik into the dialogue. He may have
learnt something from his time in the Cape.

1989
Lethal Weapon
Patsy Kensit is Rika van den Haas
Joss Ackland is Arjen 'Aryan' Rudd
Ok this shows good examples across the spectrum from hilarious to
scary. The film kicks off with a crackling voice over our heroes radio
Riggs: "Wha what's that? Japanese?"
Murtle: "Well its not colour purple but at least I'm working"

To this day and after repeated viewing I do not know what the supposed
Afrikaans voice over the radio is saying. It may as well be Japanese.

Kensit 's accent sounds across between a Glaswegian and an Australian.
The less said the better. I t was just embarrassing.

Ackland as Arjen 'Aryan' (for real). Is scarily good. He has done it s
many times before (White, Mischief, A dry white season ,etc.). He
sounds like every repressed, older, authoritarian Afrikaans male I
have ever heard. It could just be the way he looks but I think he
based the character on PW Botha (never knew what the PW stood for)
South Africa's last Apartheid Prime Minister, who recently passed away
(like 3 days ago.)

2000
Mission Impossible II
Richard Roxburgh is Hugh Stamp
What is it with these Australians?? Another cartoon rendition of a an
Arnold Vosloo accent

2002
Die Another Day
Ian Pirie as Creep
This was a hilarious cartoon impression of a Duchy/Afrikaans accent.
If you are unsure who the South African was he was the generic
creep/thug at the clinic ordering people around like it was South
Africa 20 years ago (in the north). Bond poses as his wheel chair
carer. He could be mistaken for a nouve riche Russian but he's
actually supposed to be south African.

2003
Stander
Thomas Jane is Andre Stander
You have to admire the ballseyness of a guy that has mild success as
supporting cast that takes on a main role -playing a South African.
There is lots of murder in this film mainly Jane murdering a duchy
accent. Points for throwing in the Afrikaans (with subtitles).

2005
Munich
Daniel Craig is Steve
Actually quite good. Even better if he was imitating a Namibian
accent. Namibia borders South Africa on the West coast and has a large
Afrikaans & German speaking population. Alternatively the film was set
two decades ago so Daniel could have been affecting a period accent.

The Interpreter
Nicole Kidman is Silvia Broome
Wisely producers did not position Kidmans character as South African.
She is supposed to originate from a country just North of South Africa
possibly Rhodesia/Zimbabwe. Either way her interpretation borders the
slanderous and is up there with Patsy Kensit & Val Kilmer for worst
put on accent.

Tsotsi
Presley Chweneyagae is Tsotsi
OK Presley is South African so I can't crit his accent. He has an
honourable mention as an example of Fanagalo mixed with Afrikaans. I was
surprised to see the influence on the local language, maybe this was
for effect and to appeal to wider South African market. Maybe I am
completely out of touch with the languages actually spoken up north.

2006
Blood Diamond
Leonardo DiCaprio is Danny Archer
Actually sounds like a mix of northern English with Cape proper.
Unfortunately its not very consistent. Similar to Dicaprio's
Boston/Irish accent in The Departed

Catch a Fire
Tim Robbins is Nic Vos
An Ok mix of duchy and English but less consistent. Once again it may
be indicitive the period.

Web technology from last year and what it is called this year

Found this diagram today.

It shows a map of comments made in 2005 quoting "x is the new". Its pretty cool. looking forward to the 2006 version. I'm keen to see how different it looks.
Click here to view.

Web technology from last year and what it is called this year

Found this diagram today.

It shows a map of comments made in 2005 quoting "x is the new". Its pretty cool. looking forward to the 2006 version. I'm keen to see how different it looks.
Click here to view.

Sunday, 29 October 2006

JB throws a Halloween party

Looking north west (Millennium eye -Big Ben)

I also had a chance to poke around the Jam Factory one of the locations I had scouted for the Bat cave. JB has a top floor terrace with a 360 degree of London's skyline. Breathtaking!! What you lose on the straights you make up on the corners. The view was awesome and made me fall in love with London all over again. Especially with all the pre Halloween & Guy Fawkes fireworks on display.

For non locals - from Halloween to Guy Fawkes (or till demand drops) is a period that every yob & his dog will try make as many attempts to irate me by setting off as many Rockets, Screeches and Crackles as possible in my immediate or just close enough proximity to be a hazard.

Again I notice how every bedroom in London seems to be 5 X the size of mine.

JB throws a Halloween party

Looking north west (Millennium eye -Big Ben)

I also had a chance to poke around the Jam Factory one of the locations I had scouted for the Bat cave. JB has a top floor terrace with a 360 degree of London's skyline. Breathtaking!! What you lose on the straights you make up on the corners. The view was awesome and made me fall in love with London all over again. Especially with all the pre Halloween & Guy Fawkes fireworks on display.

For non locals - from Halloween to Guy Fawkes (or till demand drops) is a period that every yob & his dog will try make as many attempts to irate me by setting off as many Rockets, Screeches and Crackles as possible in my immediate or just close enough proximity to be a hazard.

Again I notice how every bedroom in London seems to be 5 X the size of mine.

JB throws a Halloween party


DSC08390, originally uploaded by Craig Grobler.

I great time was had by all, met loads of interesting people and had some really decent conversation spanning:

- cultural differences
- first impressions of London
- why my XDA is the best device in its space
- security in South Africa
- Sri Lanka vs. the Maldives
- the source of the Thames
- Louis Vuitton's Bond street turnover
- the Euro debate & unification of Europe as well as hearing an informed perspective on the UK's stance on the Euro from a Frenchman
- discussion around iPod vs. Sony Walkman and their software
- my complete lack of any dance skills
- the spectacular view from JB's penthouse terrace and architecture.

JB throws a Halloween party


DSC08390, originally uploaded by Craig Grobler.

I great time was had by all, met loads of interesting people and had some really decent conversation spanning:

- cultural differences
- first impressions of London
- why my XDA is the best device in its space
- security in South Africa
- Sri Lanka vs. the Maldives
- the source of the Thames
- Louis Vuitton's Bond street turnover
- the Euro debate & unification of Europe as well as hearing an informed perspective on the UK's stance on the Euro from a Frenchman
- discussion around iPod vs. Sony Walkman and their software
- my complete lack of any dance skills
- the spectacular view from JB's penthouse terrace and architecture.

By the way, Germany & Spain are on the line and they want their architects back???

Saturday, 28 October 2006

Intelligent Finance Comedy Awards, Garrick Theatre, London

The Naked & Nearly Gay Racist
Its the final weekend of the Eddies season and we were invited to a viewing of the best acts from this years Edinburgh festival. The show consisted Of Phil Nichol's doing to performances in succession. The shows were the highly rated: The Naked Racist (2006 winner) & Nearly Gay (2005 winner). Phil was the originator of the viral "The Only Gay Eskimo (In My Tribe)".I didnt know much about Phil (OK I knew nothing about him) before the show so here is a quick bio (recent highlights):

2006
Winner of the if.comeddie Award for his Edinburgh show The Naked Racist. Appeared as the producer in Rob Brydon's BBC Three series Annually Retentive

2005
Appeared in BBC Two's Broken News, as camp showbiz reporter Josh Cashman on this BBC2 spoof

2003
Chortle Award nominee for best headliner

2002
Nominated for the Perrier for his Edinburgh show: Things I Like, I Lick
Chortle award nominee for best male circuit comic
Appeared as Philip Salon in the Boy George musical Taboo in the West End

Sorry - once again no pics allowed in the auditorium. Phil was running on hi - energy for both shows being filmed for his soon to be released DVD. His focus was by and large racism, predjudice and cultural differences as portrayed from his experience and perspective. He is a cleary very talented performer shifting between a multitude of characters including Billy Halliday singing the songs of Queen with a backing band. His show is edgy and perhaps a little to racy for me taste, although he did have me in stitches for most of the evening. Be warned his show is called the NAKED racist for a reason



Intelligent Finance Comedy Awards, Garrick Theatre, London

The Naked & Nearly Gay Racist
Its the final weekend of the Eddies season and we were invited to a viewing of the best acts from this years Edinburgh festival. The show consisted Of Phil Nichol's doing to performances in succession. The shows were the highly rated: The Naked Racist (2006 winner) & Nearly Gay (2005 winner). Phil was the originator of the viral "The Only Gay Eskimo (In My Tribe)".I didnt know much about Phil (OK I knew nothing about him) before the show so here is a quick bio (recent highlights):

2006
Winner of the if.comeddie Award for his Edinburgh show The Naked Racist. Appeared as the producer in Rob Brydon's BBC Three series Annually Retentive

2005
Appeared in BBC Two's Broken News, as camp showbiz reporter Josh Cashman on this BBC2 spoof

2003
Chortle Award nominee for best headliner

2002
Nominated for the Perrier for his Edinburgh show: Things I Like, I Lick
Chortle award nominee for best male circuit comic
Appeared as Philip Salon in the Boy George musical Taboo in the West End

Sorry - once again no pics allowed in the auditorium. Phil was running on hi - energy for both shows being filmed for his soon to be released DVD. His focus was by and large racism, predjudice and cultural differences as portrayed from his experience and perspective. He is a cleary very talented performer shifting between a multitude of characters including Billy Halliday singing the songs of Queen with a backing band. His show is edgy and perhaps a little to racy for me taste, although he did have me in stitches for most of the evening. Be warned his show is called the NAKED racist for a reason



Monday, 23 October 2006

Sony to launch the VGNTX007C a Limited Edition James Bond Laptop

To celebrate the imminent arrival of the 21st Bond film "Casino Royale", Sony unveiled the new limited edition Sony Casino Royale Spy Gear, integrating a Sony VAIO VGNTX007C notebook and a Cyber-shot 7.2 megapixel digital camera.

With an attractive attache case complete with the "007" logo, the laptop offers all of 11.1" WXGA widescreen (1366x768 pixels) goodness. The display supports XBRITE technology for higher brightness levels and natural color.

Just 1" thin, the VGNTX007C weighs 2.8 pounds and is made of multi-layered carbon fibre for enhancing the durability. Sony claims the VAIO TX offers up to 11 hours of battery life. The camera, on the other hand, is the sleek Cyber-shot DSC-T50 that uses a 7.2 megapixel Super HAD CCD and boasting a big 3" preview LCD.
In order to prevent others from viewing your screen from the sides, Sony also includes a privacy filter: only the person sitting in front of the screen can see what's going on.

The Sony VGNTX007C Limited Edition James Bond Casino Royale 007 laptop will be available starting November 15, 2006.

Sony to launcg the VGNTX007C a Limited Edition James Bond Laptop

To celebrate the imminent arrival of the 21st Bond film "Casino Royale", Sony unveiled the new limited edition Sony Casino Royale Spy Gear, integrating a Sony VAIO VGNTX007C notebook and a Cyber-shot 7.2 megapixel digital camera.

With an attractive attache case complete with the "007" logo, the laptop offers all of 11.1" WXGA widescreen (1366x768 pixels) goodness. The display supports XBRITE technology for higher brightness levels and natural color.

Just 1" thin, the VGNTX007C weighs 2.8 pounds and is made of multi-layered carbon fibre for enhancing the durability. Sony claims the VAIO TX offers up to 11 hours of battery life. The camera, on the other hand, is the sleek Cyber-shot DSC-T50 that uses a 7.2 megapixel Super HAD CCD and boasting a big 3" preview LCD.
In order to prevent others from viewing your screen from the sides, Sony also includes a privacy filter: only the person sitting in front of the screen can see what's going on.

The Sony VGNTX007C Limited Edition James Bond Casino Royale 007 laptop will be available starting November 15, 2006.

Saturday, 14 October 2006

XDA Exec

I've had my XDA Exec for a month now & have been reserving judgement on it until I have given it a thorough working over. If you are unsure of what an XDA is see here , In short its a handy device developed by HTC a brilliant Malaysian based company that are delivering on promises made by film & commercial directors over the last couple of decades. HTC make the devices that are then branded up by the local mobile providers (02 - XDA, Orange - MVP, etc).

About 3 years ago - After research into a device that could do everything I wanted (see below) it came down to choosing between the Sony Ericsson Palm OS P910 or the XDA. Did I stay brand loyal or try a relatively newcomer in the field? Ultimately the Newly released XDA II
won on:

Screen size - (how could Sony expect me to watch video on a screen that size?)
even if they had a real keyboard.
External memory - fork out for a Sony Memory stick Pro after spending
so much on regular side memory cards that were not compatible. I felt
let down.
Battery life - the XDA pipped the P900 in both talk & standby time.

It would mean a learning curve moving away from graffiti. Oh the XDA supports graffiti. We have a winner.

Recently my XDA II has been looking a bit dated. I should mention it still held a certain Millennium Falcon retro appeal to me plus its still way more advanced then devices that are being released today. Anyway I decide an upgrade may be in order. After a bit of research my winnowed choices were:

HP - built in GPS
Blackberry - Love their innovative development (RIM are the new Apple)
i.e. borrow good ideas & have a loyal use base.
Xda Exec - it looks big, clunky & none of my current software will work on it.

My requirements for a handheld are an all in one device that can acts as :
- a phone
- contacts management (could be used as full CRM system)
- music player
- video player (screen size important)
- Tube journey planner
- dictionary
- encyclopedia
- Tom Tom local & international route planner
- low-res camera
- communication centre inc. VOIP over wireless networks
- wirelessly email & web browse
- sms (or UK txt)
- game console (the usual solitaire, backgammon, chess as well as more
graphic intensive Tomb Raider or Quake) OK not really a requirement but
I was impressed that after installation on my XDA - the aforementioned
games worked
- multilanguage translator
- dictaphone
- able to note/blog/document/spreadsheet on the move
- portable office (runs windows mobile - word, excel, PowerPoint, etc.)
- had a decent battery life
- decent keyboard (I did not know this at the time as I was always v.
Happy with the XDA's virtual touch screen keyboard)

Pros over my previous XDA II
1. It has an integrated webcam as well as a regular 2mb camera (when you consider that my first digital camera (Sony Mavica) was only 2.3MB its not so bad. - I should mention that I have not used either camera, the webcam is supposed to be for 3G calls, video conferencing and the
such. If only I knew someone to interface with. The other camera's rez is to low , but I suspect that there may be a time that a pic will need to be taken and I won't have my camera at hand.
2. It has a real QWERTY keyboard (which as I write this on the tube I am loving more & more). Originally I favored my XDAII as it had no clunky appendages such as a QWERTY keyboard. After all mobile device keyboards are to small to be of any real use, (despite what users may think,they need) they were just a gimmick that would never catch on. Boy, was I wrong a real keyboard is great. I have even moved to stage 2 of usage. Stage 1 being trying to use both hands to wack out docs (picture a cartoon Arnold Schwarzenegger hunched over a tiny typewriter). I have reached stage 2 - the 2 thumb type. Great for walking & typing (surprisingly more useful than you would imagine) & stabilizing the X on bumpy tube rides, say for example the entire Victoria line.
3. It transforms from a mini laptop (so cool) to a tablet (touch screen) PC like my old X
4. It has built in wireless functionality oh so useful in a wireless
network environment. Ok my old X had an SD Wireless card, not 100%
reliable and to make SD slot available I would have to remove my
storage card.
5. The real keyboard
6. The earphone jack is 3.5 rather than the previous 2.5 so I can plug in regular audio headsets without an adapter that doesn't work very well.
7.A mini usb jack to connect and sync with a desktop (or laptop).

I'm guessing the 2 main barriers to it being heralded or marketed pro actively at a grass roots level or:

The price - Don't understand this. If you were to add up the cost of all the devices that the X could replace; Blackberry, mobile phone, PVP, MP3 Player, PSP & GPS device (ok I still need a GPS receiver). Also think of the space you are saving.

Ease of use - OK! you are going to have to actually engage your brain to use this device. It seems that more focus was placed on operation and functionality than intuitivity.

XDA Exec

I've had my XDA Exec for a month now & have been reserving judgement on it until I have given it a thorough working over. If you are unsure of what an XDA is see here , In short its a handy device developed by HTC a brilliant Malaysian based company that are delivering on promises made by film & commercial directors over the last couple of decades. HTC make the devices that are then branded up by the local mobile providers (02 - XDA, Orange - MVP, etc).

About 3 years ago - After research into a device that could do everything I wanted (see below) it came down to choosing between the Sony Ericsson Palm OS P910 or the XDA. Did I stay brand loyal or try a relatively newcomer in the field? Ultimately the Newly released XDA II
won on:

Screen size - (how could Sony expect me to watch video on a screen that size?)
even if they had a real keyboard.
External memory - fork out for a Sony Memory stick Pro after spending
so much on regular side memory cards that were not compatible. I felt
let down.
Battery life - the XDA pipped the P900 in both talk & standby time.

It would mean a learning curve moving away from graffiti. Oh the XDA supports graffiti. We have a winner.

Recently my XDA II has been looking a bit dated. I should mention it still held a certain Millennium Falcon retro appeal to me plus its still way more advanced then devices that are being released today. Anyway I decide an upgrade may be in order. After a bit of research my winnowed choices were:

HP - built in GPS
Blackberry - Love their innovative development (RIM are the new Apple)
i.e. borrow good ideas & have a loyal use base.
Xda Exec - it looks big, clunky & none of my current software will work on it.

My requirements for a handheld are an all in one device that can acts as :
- a phone
- contacts management (could be used as full CRM system)
- music player
- video player (screen size important)
- Tube journey planner
- dictionary
- encyclopedia
- Tom Tom local & international route planner
- low-res camera
- communication centre inc. VOIP over wireless networks
- wirelessly email & web browse
- sms (or UK txt)
- game console (the usual solitaire, backgammon, chess as well as more
graphic intensive Tomb Raider or Quake) OK not really a requirement but
I was impressed that after installation on my XDA - the aforementioned
games worked
- multilanguage translator
- dictaphone
- able to note/blog/document/spreadsheet on the move
- portable office (runs windows mobile - word, excel, PowerPoint, etc.)
- had a decent battery life
- decent keyboard (I did not know this at the time as I was always v.
Happy with the XDA's virtual touch screen keyboard)

Pros over my previous XDA II
1. It has an integrated webcam as well as a regular 2mb camera (when you consider that my first digital camera (Sony Mavica) was only 2.3MB its not so bad. - I should mention that I have not used either camera, the webcam is supposed to be for 3G calls, video conferencing and the
such. If only I knew someone to interface with. The other camera's rez is to low , but I suspect that there may be a time that a pic will need to be taken and I won't have my camera at hand.
2. It has a real QWERTY keyboard (which as I write this on the tube I am loving more & more). Originally I favored my XDAII as it had no clunky appendages such as a QWERTY keyboard. After all mobile device keyboards are to small to be of any real use, (despite what users may think,they need) they were just a gimmick that would never catch on. Boy, was I wrong a real keyboard is great. I have even moved to stage 2 of usage. Stage 1 being trying to use both hands to wack out docs (picture a cartoon Arnold Schwarzenegger hunched over a tiny typewriter). I have reached stage 2 - the 2 thumb type. Great for walking & typing (surprisingly more useful than you would imagine) & stabilizing the X on bumpy tube rides, say for example the entire Victoria line.
3. It transforms from a mini laptop (so cool) to a tablet (touch screen) PC like my old X
4. It has built in wireless functionality oh so useful in a wireless
network environment. Ok my old X had an SD Wireless card, not 100%
reliable and to make SD slot available I would have to remove my
storage card.
5. The real keyboard
6. The earphone jack is 3.5 rather than the previous 2.5 so I can plug in regular audio headsets without an adapter that doesn't work very well.
7.A mini usb jack to connect and sync with a desktop (or laptop).

I'm guessing the 2 main barriers to it being heralded or marketed pro actively at a grass roots level or:

The price - Don't understand this. If you were to add up the cost of all the devices that the X could replace; Blackberry, mobile phone, PVP, MP3 Player, PSP & GPS device (ok I still need a GPS receiver). Also think of the space you are saving.

Ease of use - OK! you are going to have to actually engage your brain to use this device. It seems that more focus was placed on operation and functionality than intuitivity.